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My Yahoo Answers Archive
This is an archive of every question that I ever asked on yahoo answers. I made the account when I was 11 and used it to ask serious questions for years and then I started trolling with it in the later years. Try to use your own discernment to figure out what is serious and what wasn't. Enjoy
RIP Yahoo Answers
family is convinced im a genius prodigy programmer who isnt following his talent? - Sep 5, 2017 6:33:49 PM - HistorySo when I was 14 I used to make shitty unity games and show them to my family. now I'm 18 and I haven't made unity **** in forever but people still think that I'm wasting my "talent" not wanting to work as a damn programmer for the rest of my life
how the **** do I convince them that the talent that they are so sure that i have doesn't exist?
Why is it im not allowed to hate Planned parenthood for abortion but you have to hate nazi germany for holocaust? - Aug 22, 2017 6:17:36 PM - Politicssee you can say "planned parenthood does other things" but tehy also kill
auchwitz, germany also kill many people but they also cure hypothermia and other disorder
so if planned parenthood ok then the holocaust is ok
Did Al Gore invent the internet/cyberspace??? - Aug 22, 2017 6:11:30 PM - Politics
Why german flag not the swastika? - Aug 22, 2017 6:05:03 PM - History
I bought crocs for camp? - Jul 10, 2017 5:10:11 AM - EtiquetteI'm just gonna wear them when I go in the shower so i dont get athletes foot will I be ostracised for this
Why hasn't hillary clinton been impeached yet for her crimes? - Jun 29, 2017 1:09:59 AM - Politics
son just said that the columbine killers were the victims???? WTF is he ok mentally? - Jun 28, 2017 5:30:15 PM - Mental Health
why do little kids always insist on talking to me? - Jun 26, 2017 5:01:48 PM - AdolescentI'm not even their age I'm 16 I just want to hang with other teens not play hide and seek witha 4 year old
Why do girls like me? - Jun 19, 2017 6:25:00 AM - Singles & DatingA lot of times when I talk to girls or they even just walk by they seem to blush and be all smiley. The thing I really don't see the appeal of myself so its confusing
how do i commit sueyside painlessly? thank you? - Jun 16, 2017 2:43:48 AM - Mental Health
I prefer to hang around women more than men, am I gay? - Jun 7, 2017 6:20:27 PM - Singles & Dating
According to all known laws
of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly? - Apr 9, 2017 9:38:58 PM - Newborn & BabyIts wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Hang on a second.
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
Any chance of getting on the Krelman? - Apr 9, 2017 9:35:41 PM - Mathematics
I want to castrate a man, any man? Is that normal? - Apr 1, 2017 11:05:00 PM - Men's Health
My son told me columbine was funny???? wtf????? is he ok?? - Mar 13, 2017 7:11:45 PM - Media & Journalism
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why did hitler commit jeno side in the hollowed cost? - Mar 4, 2017 10:42:31 PM - Politics
I punched my son ( 6 years old ) now he's unconscious? I cant tell the cops so how do i fix this at home? is his head ok? - Mar 4, 2017 1:29:12 AM - Family
teenage son just told me that Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold did nothing wrong? is there something wrong with my son? - Mar 3, 2017 4:58:57 AM - Parenting
teenage son just told me that Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold did nothing wrong? is there something wrong with my son? - Mar 3, 2017 4:58:53 AM - Hanukkah
If my paypal account gets banned will other accounts on my IP (my families) be banned as well? - Mar 2, 2017 11:59:21 PM - Credit
Son just told me that Elliot Rodger was a hero and did nothing wrong? is this bad? - Jan 1, 2017 11:55:40 PM - Polls & Surveys
my son told me the columbine massacre was "a meme", I dont understand? - Jan 1, 2017 2:54:09 AM - Media & Journalism
Just got scammed on paypal, how to feel better? - Dec 14, 2016 4:56:38 AM - Other - Society & CultureThere's nothing I can do about it, it bring my blood to a fÌžÍ”Í…uÌ¬Ì²cÍ“kÌ¼ÌŸÌ¯Ì©ÌºÌ¼iÌ™Ì¦nÌªÌÌ Ì±gÌ±ÍŽÌ ÌžÌ±ÌŸÍ‰
boil some assh0le got my money. Is there any way to make myself feel better?
What is it called when a different species has sex with eachother? - Dec 14, 2016 3:06:09 AM - ZoologyLike a giraffe screwing a lion or a dog fuÍ…
cking a cat.
My teenage son just told me Eric and Dylan are his heroes? - Dec 13, 2016 2:25:25 AM - Mental HealthShould I be worried??
Question for straight males: Would you rather have sex with an adult man or a girl toddler? - Nov 27, 2016 5:53:18 PM - Singles & Dating
If you were to permanently place earbuds in a persons ear and play the same song constantly for 10 years what would happen to their mind? - Nov 1, 2016 11:51:14 AM - Polls & Surveys
Would you rather have sex with nobody for the rest of your life or have sex with toddlers? - Oct 31, 2016 5:41:21 PM - Polls & Surveys
what is the alt-right?????? is pepe a racist symbol? - Oct 30, 2016 7:38:39 AM - Politics
is 102 wpm good? - Oct 29, 2016 8:13:00 AM - Polls & Surveys
I lose energy in the middle of masturbation and have to take a break before completion? - Oct 18, 2016 11:02:04 AM - Women's Health
how are black people both stupid AND poor?? - Oct 17, 2016 4:21:44 PM - Economics
penis and ball? - Oct 14, 2016 5:08:55 PM - Singles & Datingis it big guy???? for you?
masturbated to a girl with a disability? - Oct 13, 2016 9:00:58 PM - Singles & Datingshe was really hot and had her top off
is this wrong?
I want my girlfriend to eat my ****? - Oct 12, 2016 6:25:43 PM - Singles & Datinghow to get her to accept??
How to convince gf to let me defecate in her mouth? - Oct 12, 2016 6:09:27 PM - Singles & DatingI've always wanted this
clowns that are fat make me uncomfortable? - Oct 12, 2016 10:10:00 AM - Jokes & Riddles
Gaming is as much of a hobby as masturbating to porn.? - Oct 11, 2016 6:33:44 PM - Video & Online Games
swearing in youtuber username? - Oct 4, 2016 6:36:32 PM - YouTube
My puppy sits in front of the door all the time but never pees/poos outside? - Oct 3, 2016 4:19:28 PM - Dogs
I feel the urge to kill people of other races? - Sep 28, 2016 3:09:40 PM - PsychologyIs this normal?
How old are you? - Sep 24, 2016 7:05:58 PM - PoliticsI want to hear the average age of people on this site.
yahoo answers is a chan? - Sep 24, 2016 2:40:09 PM - Trivia
Why do I feel good that harambe died? - Sep 23, 2016 10:13:51 AM - Polls & Surveys
how could an atheist ever create any meaningful works of art when they are devoid of God? - Sep 21, 2016 8:24:05 PM - Other - Arts & Humanities
how could evolution be real if we don't have furry skin like monkey?? checkmate atheists? - Sep 21, 2016 8:52:11 AM - Religion & Spirituality
dinosaurs arent real? - Sep 20, 2016 11:18:28 PM - Biology
I fantasize about lighting a game collectors collection on fire and watching the tears roll down his eyes, is this normal? - Sep 19, 2016 11:27:00 PM - Psychology
just because you dont believe in Jesus Christ doesn't mean he didn't die for YOUR sins? - Sep 15, 2016 9:59:01 PM - Religion & Spirituality
why are liberals creating a cross-sea fantasy land? - Sep 14, 2016 8:37:43 PM - Politics
Should I play club penguin or runescape? - Sep 13, 2016 10:57:03 AM - Video & Online Gameslooking for a new MMO to play
how could a man ever be fulfilled without Christ? he would be only half a person!? - Sep 10, 2016 8:30:38 PM - Religion & Spirituality
How could you trust atheist when they have no moral compas? - Sep 9, 2016 7:51:34 AM - Religion & Spirituality
internet people made me feel bad??? - Aug 27, 2016 1:07:53 PM - Polls & Surveys
do russians drink piss? - Aug 24, 2016 8:58:12 AM - Polls & Surveys
why is a female dog a *****? - Aug 22, 2016 4:23:26 PM - Dogs
does everyone over 45 have abusive parents? - Aug 15, 2016 6:03:02 PM - Singles & Dating
how to make pizza? - Aug 4, 2016 10:45:14 AM - Cooking & Recipes
moon land a fake? - Jul 30, 2016 1:10:31 PM - Astronomy & Space
could someone use DDOS toolset to take down my facebook? - Jul 25, 2016 11:41:25 AM - Facebook
How does structure help with sharing your ideas in an essay? - Jul 14, 2016 2:06:59 PM - Homework Help
I smoke weed now my pee pee feels funny? - Jul 12, 2016 10:24:48 AM - Polls & Surveys
evolution is fake !! we still have monkey? - Jul 12, 2016 7:53:17 AM - Jokes & Riddles
Why would anyone game on something that isn't a PC? - Jul 11, 2016 5:07:37 PM - PC
how to convince girlfriend to abort? - Jun 30, 2016 10:23:33 AM - Singles & Datinghaving a son would be a real pain in the *** right now
I saw my son playing a violent videogame, what punishment is most suitable? - Jun 30, 2016 10:11:32 AM - Video & Online Games
I saw my big brother kill my little brother? - Jun 30, 2016 10:02:35 AM - Family
Why is Norse a mythology and not a religion? Is there a difference between teh two? - Jun 23, 2016 1:45:57 PM - Religion & Spirituality
i fap to the glory of god is it still a sin????? (fap means masturbate)? - Jun 1, 2016 5:14:48 PM - Religion & Spirituality
is this picture of sarah palin real? - Apr 8, 2015 5:57:44 PM - Politicshttp://s691.photobucket.com/user/tazdaddy66/media/sarah-palin-cleavage-a.jpg.html
thx in advance
Am I black? - Mar 2, 2015 7:28:59 PM - Rap and Hip-HopSo I think that my ancestors might have been slave owners, which has gotten me thinking...am I black?
I really like fried chicken and big assed girls, I like rap as well.
I also enjoy shooting some hoops at times.(not all the time but sometimes)
Voices won't go away anymore? - Aug 2, 2014 2:36:50 PM - Mental HealthI used to be able to yell "GTFO!" to the voice and it would leave for a while but now it doesn't leave. I'll give an example of what it's usually like "That rob lowe guy is cool, god bless" but then the voice says "go to hell rob lowe" but I don't want rob lowe to go to hell. what the **** is happening?
What was the name of Music video that has anime teenagers breaking into a pool and getting raped by monsters? - Mar 30, 2014 8:40:20 AM - Comics & AnimationI saw it awhile ago on youtube it was a french music video it was creepy as hell and I want to send it to some freinds...Has anyone else seen it I need to find it :P
Use a windows 7 restore point before booting windows? - Feb 3, 2014 7:25:37 AM - SoftwareI ****** up explorer.exe because of me hurting my explorerframe.dll so safemode and normal will not work, is there a way for me to use a restore point without booting to safe/normal mode.?
Is it illegal to download a rom for zelda 1 if i bought the game already on the virtual console? - Oct 28, 2013 1:36:05 PM - Video & Online GamesWill i be thrown into prison for 5 years and pay 250,000 dollars? if i do?
What butthole surfers song has penis reconstruction surgery? - Sep 25, 2013 3:41:25 PM - Lyrics
I have sex headaches and can an ear infection be the cause? - Aug 20, 2013 9:56:16 AM - Men's HealthI used to get them, it stopped now I have them again. and I think it might be my ear infection.
Should I talk to my doctor about my sex headaches? - Aug 19, 2013 6:07:51 AM - Men's HealthI'm 13 and I have not told my parents about my headaches (or the masturbateing :P) and i hear that some bad **** happens when you have these.
Made a stupid comment on facebook...? - Jul 9, 2013 6:21:56 AM - FacebookIt was the comment "dem ****" to troll somebody and he says he's gonna find my ip and put me in prison he lives in australia and im on the other side of the world I deactivaded my account for deletion but is that enough?
So confused with majoras mask.? - Jun 17, 2013 12:34:19 PM - Video & Online GamesI got it like 2 years ago on wii virtual console Ive been stuck theres no navi so i cant tell where i should go I just got done with the very first dungeon. (The castle of wood guys)
Site where I can talk to peaple like a counsler to talk about my problems with? - Jun 13, 2013 7:38:31 AM - Other - Family & RelationshipsIs there one out there thats free?
Erotic dreams (A sin for christianity?)? - Jun 12, 2013 12:13:56 PM - Religion & SpiritualityTitle says it all.
Is it a sin you fap (masturbate) christian? - Jun 12, 2013 9:05:22 AM - Religion & SpiritualityThere's nothing in the bible about it so theres alot of conflict about it...I know not to think about nude woman (and masturbation makes me less forgive me for saying it this way horny im young 13 in fact i dont think about girls when i do it i just fap. -_-
microsoft security essentials says protected yet...? - Jan 7, 2013 5:48:19 AM - Securityit says when i click history a long list of virus what do i do?
I feel bad for trolling? - Jan 6, 2013 9:09:36 AM - Other - Society & CultureI realise how mean it is and i feel realy depressed
Im realy sorry i realise it was harassment and hurtfull
I hope i didnt scar someone for life :"(
Song ~need title please? - Dec 3, 2012 7:56:00 AM - Lyricsit was in tony hawks american wasteland ;_; been wondering for a while wut the title was:
~you see this baby shes my lady shes my baby baby when can i see you can i hold you can i something something.
Norman Rig Wont Work (Maya)? - Dec 1, 2012 10:18:40 AM - Programming & DesignI have been trying to use it but the rig wont come up.
why is this happening?
80's song it sounds like a church prior singing? - Nov 28, 2012 6:59:15 AM - Singing(Carry on your way something something there will be peace when you gone DONT YOU CRY NO MORE!) instromental
how too make myself sick? - Jul 11, 2012 5:07:56 AM - Other - HealthIts not for wieghtloss or dieting its that my school is gonna make us sing a really gay song
and we have too dance gay too D": REMEMBER i wanna make myself sick not fake it Thanks ;"(