Let that fucking sink in If a guy actually is actually THAT desperate for a woman that he lowered himself No. 1993

you will NOT eat eggs for breakfastyou will NOT order a cappuccino after 1130you will NOT make rag without carrots or celeryyou will NOT put garlic in ragyou will NOT put peperoncino in ragyou will NOT put cream in carbonarayou will NOT put pineapples on pizzayou will NOT eat spaghetti with meatballsyou will NOT eat fish in a cream sauce